"Leah, roast my Website please"

Alright, fine:

https://roast-my-site-leah.vercel.app

Paste your URL. Get roasted by 5 virtual customers who have 47 tabs open and don’t care about your brand. The tool generates 5 realistic ICPs - different roles, company sizes, skepticism levels - and simulates each one visiting your site for the first time. You get a grade, a bounce rate, 5 specific insights quoting your actual copy, and a LinkedIn post you can steal.

It won’t tell you if people will buy. It will tell you if your homepage makes sense to someone who’s never heard of you. And it insults you a bit while you do it.

I’m sorry. At least it’s free.